Life on Mason Mountain
|Do you want to see my Herman?
|Doug and the base ball
|Setting up the tarps with Barbra
|Where do you plan on going through this thing?
|The screen-room in waterloo NY
|Remember that time? (And it had not happened)
|Lake Sebago NY Mothballs
|Potato chips and pretzels in paper bags
|Eric Trautmann and the basketball
|Zach and the soap elephant.
|Potato chips and sesame street
|The Jenkins boys and the Roy Rodgers fixins bar Ba-bing, what's your point?
|Mom and Dad's house and its condition
|The Barnegat bay sneak box
|The garbage man and hiding of the garbage
|Bear Meat and Bluefish
|Masonry (Mom and Dad)
|Do you want to drive this thing?
|Carl and Kevin
|Diets, weight watchers and the Cambridge plan
|Falling through the roof at Bellcore
|Rusty, ribs, lederhosen, tubas, the um pa pa band, rocker rusty, and the concubine poodle
|Gouldsboro and froggy's place
|Getting stuck behind the panel at Oyster Creek
|Jeff Wilson and his wife Miss Zinzi
|The Campfire Chatter
|Gum and seagulls
|Second Byte Computers
|The Cell Phone and the pool
|The house fire
|The brick deck
|My second Circumcision
|Howard and the wheelchair
|My great big deck and water world
|Howie and Tracy
|Bowling for broken hips "You knew the risk when you rented those shoes"
|The Duck Story
|The shoot out at wal mart
|Frogmen in the back yard
|The blue truck and eBay
|Tommy Muller and lets put a computer in it
|I guess I should have had an abortion
|They said I am the worst Mother in the world
|Dad Hallstead and Worthy Patron
|The Water Bottle
|Honeymoon in Mystic
|I'll Get You
|Cassy and EJ
|This vehicle climbed Mount Lee
|Jeff and Gettysburg
|Ira Pedit and Sam the tire man
|Nancy and Ken
|Peggy and Paul
|You gave him fire?
|Betty and Don
|Don and Marge
|Uncle Chuckie and bad pastrami
|Otto And Alberta
|Otto And Bea
|Yes, you can have too much smoked meat.
|When I grow up, I want to fix computers, what was I thinking?
|Harry freakin Potter
|Mason's Mowing Service
|Howard the Jewish Dachshund
|Uncle Jeff and shallow Zach
|Bellcore: Who the hell is this woman sleeping with?
|Warren, and it's too hot here
|Tracy and his fathers badge of courage
|Ralph knows how to make an exit
|Dan and Pat, Bills antics, Pats antics
|Matt and the coke with the pixie stick
|Doug and the cow at the farm
|Jeff and the deer
|Sopa? por la banyo?
|Snookems and egg drop soup
|That's not right. We are going to loose the house. Do you want us to loose the house?
|Zach and the N word
|Zach and girls are tricky
|Zach and dirigibles
|You watch way too much law and order
|Dad and swallowing the drill.
|Ellen and the girls in Mass
|Barry Manalo tickets
|12 Dozen Roses
|"Daddy's truck hit my face"
|Laura and the bear
|Laura and the raisin
|The epiphany and Laura's Project
|Since Leslie got sick
|The Grubes The Elmer, Ernie, And Eric Review
|He is a mole man!
|The Morris Canal
|Marc Boorstien and the car shows
|Kate, "Oh now you call me sweetheart" The paver walk story
|Izzy and my underwear, Howie and Ellen's Bra, The cross dressing Dachshunds
|The 50 degree pool
|Ellen walks on water
|The two headed dachshund
|You can't be board if you think your goanna die
|Grant and Bob the couchasourus
|Zach, the diner, and Picasso
|The peacocks and the attempted rape of Buddy the dachshund
|Izzy the obsessive compulsive dachshund
|The dam fish that won't die
|Aunt Jean, we are lovers
|Those irresistible watermelons And rock salt in the butt
|Jeff Foxworthy was right Dachshunds are poop machines
|Zach and the seagulls
|Don't wiz on the electric fence
|Firebird and wheel bearing
|camel beach wave pool
|Camel beach and Pam on the titan
|She is evil and she must die
|Dads freezer, What is that smell?
|Doug in Disney and the living garbage can
|Mark and EJ no no uh-uh
|Zack's first words
|Ashman and Bloomers gas
|The lady downstairs
|the knitted lunch box with the rainbow colors
|Mush for brains
|Doug and tipping over the outhouse
|Mom and the superintendent
|Mom and the OES spies
|Pam and can can sale
|Antitiam And the boy scouts
|Casa de pee pee-Casa de pee pee
|Freckles The Parrott
|Laura and Ed McMann
|Matt and the driving lesson
|Matt and the four expressos
|Moving to PA
|Dad and Doug's front window
|Mom and the sand dune
|Mom and the mall
|The rooster with the broken clock
|Betty and the eyeball
|Squeaker leave the chickens alone
|The moving stair chair
|Betty and the big breast paintings
|Bob the cat. barcoding live animals
|Taint seen him in weeks
|Valentines day gifts
|47 years and we never had a fight
|Mom never a harsh word
|Laura: Are sure you know where you are going?
|I know how to take care of my man
|I have a raging hard on Wash-wash-wash
|Nancy, I have the KY jelly
|Get him Bob! (rooster story)
|Why do they call you Wit?
|Belvedere and the nicknames
|Why can't every woman be like Laurie?
|The boat crash and Dana Lombardi
|Herman Hemple and Motor Mouth
|Watch out for the choppers!